Thursday, February 3, 2011

Hold your rootin' tootin' horses!

Dear rabid readers:

I will post this weekend.

In the meantime, y'all just need to chill out!

And I think a little part of my soul just died because I said y'all.

Not to offend or anything . . . but you know. Sometimes that's what I do here.

Or maybe all of the congestion in my head had impaired my ability to be sweet and kind.

Who knows?

Either way, the next post will likely involve tales from a wheezing 20-something, my switch to blue eyes, the goodness of apple butter, and a man with no balls.

Yes, you heard me.

Now I've definitely offended.

Mission: accomplished.

Until then my darlings, my Creepers, and passers-by.

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