Now I can finally say with authority that GPS is the devil.

I'm just now getting home. Why? Because Sprint navigation told me that Ashland was in SouthEAST KS and I followed it blindly. I didn't realize my mistake until I was an HOUR in the wrong direction. Then I turned around, prayed, and made it home on FUMES of gas. This, THIS is why I hate GPS people. 

It's like God was saying, "You know how people always ask you WHY you hate GPS? Well, here. You're welcome."